BREAKING NEWS: Massage bliss introduced in sannyasi life

UPDATE: Further invesgation shows that this photo is not photoshopped

Today is a good day for ISKCON, sannyasis can be massaged by women. As you can see from the photo, the whole project is still in the infant stages, masseur is old and not so attractive, but this brave move is a great step toward cat and dog society, and sannyasis, as usual, lead the way.

And don’t dare to criticize, this is “devotional service”, if you think otherwise, you are offender and you will be sent to North Korea to be educated how to appreciate the “dear leaders”.

The "guru list" discrepancy

Once you get on the “guru list”, you will probably stay there unless you leave voluntarily. No matter what nonsense you preach, as long as you are “loyal” to the GBC body. Today, we are bringing examples of two individuals, who are both on the “guru list”, but are holding completely opposite views.

We are talking, of course, about the Star Wars controversy.

Mayavadi sahajiya resurrection

Remember Krishna das, mayavadi who calls Krishna and Siva “same sh*t”?

Well, Jahnavai Harrison, daughter of ISKCON guru Kripamoya das, just made a concert together with Krishna das. I am usually calm and peaceful, but this time I will say that there are two kinds of stupid people, some are naturally stupid, and some took some training. To make programs with mayavadi sahajiyas requires some training in stupidity. Is this why Srila Prabhupada came to the west? So that his disciples would make concerts with mayavadis?

Salaranam - Bhaktivedanta Manor invents new form of devotional service

To the delight of all unmotivated vaisnavas, we want to report that ISKCON Bhaktivedanta Manor just introduced new form of devotional service called “salaranam”, that is very high level which goes beyond 9 standards forms of devotional service.

This level comes when you are so much surrendered to the Lord, that you are receiving salary for your devotional service.

"Guru list" strategy: Accuracy

What are your actual chances of going back to spiritual world by following Guru list strategy, answer is 55.6%.

This chart shows all gurus since “guru list” strategy was implemented in ISKCON. The further you go back in history, the more “fallen gurus” will you find. So, I marked all gurus who left their post or where suspended in red color, those tho remained exemplary to the end are marked green.

The guru list deviation

Today, we are starting a new investigation. We will investigate “fake guru list” project introduced by the GBC body. As you will see from our investigation, Srila Prabhupada never requested that all future gurus of ISKCON need to be approved by corrupt bureaucratic machine called GBC body.

Cadmium lila

In the past, from time to time, somebody would mention the “poison issue”, I would always disregard it as one of those crazy conspiracy theories. People always try to draw weird conclusions from inconclusive evidence. However, the last movie made by “poison theory proponents” mentions new evidence of cadmium poisoning which no longer can be easily dismissed as coming from water or medicine.

Whispers are not conclusive, although they do sound strange. Increased arsenic levels can be maybe contributed to water, or medicine, or Srila Prabhupada’s kindey failure, but cadmium tests are something which can not be easily disproved.

Gentle introduction to cat and dog level

Introduction by Hanuman das

Another article by my friend from Brazil, well researched, it goes to show that Brazil is testing grounds for preaching divorce, also known in Srila Prabhupada’s books as cat and dog level.

Prabhupada: Whatever Kṛṣṇa has kindly sent, let me be satisfied with this. They do not want more than that. Similarly, “Kṛṣṇa has sent me this woman as my wife, oh, let me be satisfied with that.” That is Kṛṣṇa consciousness, that He’s pleased to send me such foodstuff, He’s pleased to send me such wife, He’s pleased to give me strength for so much defense.” So the whole question is solved there. But because we have got high intelligence, we are going to surpass the intelligence of Kṛṣṇa. “Oh, Kṛṣṇa has given me this wife? Why not search out another nice wife?” That means I am going to surpass the intelligence of Kṛṣṇa. “Oh, Kṛṣṇa has sent this prasādam. Oh, this is all vegetables. Why not take some animal food and liquor?” Kṛṣṇa does not send you liquor. You have manufactured. Kṛṣṇa has sent you this fruit, He has sent you the grains, Kṛṣṇa has sent you the milk. You should be satisfied. (Morning Walk at Stow Lake – March 27, 1968, San Francisco)

I can understand that divorce because they can’t follow the proper standard, but to preach cat and dog level is whole another level of rascaldom.

Mushroom acarya appears to the delight of all mushroom lovers

Great spy report from today, another guru who thinks he is smarter than Prabhupada and that he knows better than Prabhupada what Krishna likes to eat. And remember, it is not problem that he offered mushrooms to Krishna, problem is that envious Hanuman made post about it.

Srila Prabhupada says:

Because mushrooms grow in a filthy place, they are not usually offered to Krishna. (

Miserable defense of miserable guru

7 months after I posted my documentary movie “Sannyasi sasi experiment”, I received a first complaint by mataji Ekangini 6 days ago. She tried to dispute my claim about conversation she had with Dhanudhara Swami which happended at 11:00 of my video. I added video below, so it is easy to review her complaint. The part of the video in question was deleted.

The cheek to cheek preaching strategy

APPRECIATION: Initial lead on this post was done by a devotee from Brazil, who is fed up this nonsense and willing to risk to fight nonsense. One of unsung heroes.

This post Many people may wonder why I write so much about sannyasi secretaries, and often their argument is that “sannyasi is doing a lot of service”, so having a girlfriend is not a problem.

Sri Sri panca sannyasi girlfriend tattva

Ok, one year ago, when I made documentary about ISKCON sannyasi who travelled around the world for 10 years, I was wondering how it is possible that he was not sanctioned. When If found second sannyasi who had two secretaries, and one of them wanted to rip my balls out, I started to develop some doubts. When I found third and fourh sannyasis with girlfriend who were indian, then I understood that there is something very wrong with this movement.

And now I even discovered real sannyasi-grhasta, who has his own house, and he is living there with attractive woman, full of money, and wearing sannyasi begging cloth at the same time. I find that quite cool. Let’s send him an email.

Rati Manjari testimony

Here you can find direct evidence of Radhanath Swami advising people not to report crime. Mataji is senior member of this movement and she made this statement publicly on the internet. Is there any particular reason for her to lie in front of whole ISKCON? I don’t think so. In any normal society which cares about it’s reputation, this would become a scandal, but what happened in North Korean ISKCON? Nothing.