Every now and then zombie candidates try to bite me so that I would become zombie too. However, I bite back and I give them the chance to become sane again.
Zombie candidate: hare krsna pr quite inspired by yr youtube videos
Hanuman: Hare Rama. Thank you for your support. Check my website also.
Zombie candidate: haribol pr r u from irm
Hanuman: No. I am from firm.
Zombie candidate: u mean ISKCON IRM ?
Hanuman: No, I mean Prabhupāda firm. I am the accountant.
Zombie candidate: oh ok I am from Delhi, India
Hanuman: You do nonsense, I make sure you pay.
Zombie candidate: didnt get
Hanuman: Didn’t get what?
Zombie candidate: You do nonsense, I make sure you pay.
Hanuman: Yes, if an iskcon sannyasi travels with girls, I make article about him with photos. So, he pays with his reputation. While irm is preaching zombie guru theory. I don’t have zombie guru.
Zombie candidate: Do ISKCON guru pay you? what is zombie guru?
Hanuman: No, they pay with their reputation.
Zombie candidate: oh got it
Hanuman: Zombie guru is when you take initiation from someone who is dead.
Zombie candidate: u too follow srila prabhupada ? i mean what the difference between irm and your philosophy
Hanuman: Follow yes, but not taking diksa from him. That is not what he was preaching.
Zombie candidate: ohk
Hanuman: Irm is nonsense. Another Christianity. We already have Christianity and it is not working.
Zombie candidate: hmm whats wrong in accepting srila prabhupada as guru
Hanuman: He is not here to pull your ear. To to correct your wrong understanding.
Zombie candidate: then who is yr guru i mean in delhi people r blindly following Gopal Krishna Goswami u knw him?
Hanuman: You are blindly following. Because Prabhupāda never said he will give diksa after he dies. And he said many times that his disciples will continue parampara.
Zombie candidate: so u mean i shld accept initiation from any prabhupada disciple like gopal krishna goswami n radhanath swami etc
Hanuman: No, you should find genuine Prabhupāda disciple.
Zombie candidate: like?
Hanuman: Someone who lives and breathes for Prabhupada. Like? Don’t be lazy. Read Prabhupada’s books and find him yourself.
Zombie candidate: ok
My attitude toward zombie guru theory is well known, please don’t try to sell me this nonsense, rather, watch my videos:
This article originally appeared on Lasting Impression website